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Dating

The act of inserting many dates into the rectum.
I'm not eating those, Josh was dating last night.
by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
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Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.
Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
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yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.
Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.
by Svonperson March 10, 2017
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Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!

National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021
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Dating virgin

Someone who hasn't had a boyfriend/girlfriend
It's been 15 years and you still haven't dated anyone your a dating virgin
by Shfjebe June 12, 2018
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Ghost dating

Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.
“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.
by Rinny_1 December 19, 2022
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