A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it
"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE
by Ayy24 June 22, 2018

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

by cokedietndietcoke July 25, 2022

me : shut up and give me some coffee.
by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.
black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
by sprucewolf November 2, 2024

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
