Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Coffee 2.0

Why settle for Coffee (Caffeine 100mg to 160mg) when you can have Coffee 2.0? Adipex 75mg, Strattera, Modafinil 200mg, and Armodafinil 150mg can be bought from MyHotDrug.com and ModafinilXL.com. This is the cool definition.

Tony: Grab some Coffee 2.0 and power through your homework and classwork.

by GreenHexagon June 15, 2025

degaf coffee

saying to describe a state of not caring anymore (DGAF)

"I can't bring myself to study for finals, I've drunk too much degaf coffee"

by stels3 June 15, 2025

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

You for coffee?

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks

You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off

by Jondar777 July 27, 2025

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025