chris kimmy

Small dick, soft hands, and a bitch

Bro, don’t be a Chris Kimmy

by mm123123123 October 17, 2019

Chris La

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so sweet and is always there for you. He never wants to hurt you and always has time to hang out. Sometimes he is annoying but you just have to get through it because he works with your random moods. He is smart even tho he denies it. He puts his friends first.

He is also really hot and all the girls like him but he only likes one girl. He’s not a fuckboy at all. Thank god!

Chris la is great

by Bean117 July 13, 2018

Liquid chris

The real Chris Chan

Liquid chris: my name is Christian Westchan Chandler, there seems to be an imposter.
Solid chris: nooooo!!!

by Boridge December 31, 2022

counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.

Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.

by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009

Chris Windom

A NASCAR driver that had his first and most likely last start at Bristol motor speedway dirt in 2021. He was hyped up but kinda sucked.

Chris Windom ate 3 blocks of butter and 18 eggs in 3 minutes

by The guy who likes pickles April 10, 2021

Chris Hug

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.

"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"

by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015

Chris Crimsonworth

Chris Crimsonworth (pronounced cri crimonwor) is a person of oriental descent. Also somebody who dances by shaking one leg rapidly, this dance is called ‘the Chris Shuffle’

That Chris Crimsonworth is doing the Chris shuffle, he is also a James lee China fuck

by Pleno’s Genitalia May 24, 2021