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Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.
I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025
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when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
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Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska robles Is THe Main Characters Of Pokemon Trading Card Game<1997> & Metal Gear Ac!d With Bandanas On <2005><.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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Pokémon card

by anonymous September 27, 2021
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Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out in group pictures, looks good in all angles, etc.
by soleada October 25, 2025
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Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019
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