Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.

"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"

by John Furydamn September 26, 2018

catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.

Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.

by poldank3000 January 12, 2017

Cookie Game

a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.

Guys, lets go play the cookie game. My moms asleep.

by mainmanllama November 2, 2022

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

Poop Cookies

Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.

Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!

by Jak's Dad October 20, 2010