holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 29, 2010

fruity disco biscuits

Australian term for the drug Acid.

With half the kids on the wacky tobaccy and the fruity disco biscuits, you know, they're as mad as a clown's cock.

by Scotty Hizzy August 28, 2008

let's cut this biscuit

A phrase that is used used to signal, perhaps impatiently, a desire for something to begin. It could be a project, a trip, asking someone out--anything for which preparations have been made, and a specific goal is to be achieved.

1. "All right people, let's cut this biscuit!"

2. A: "So you ready to hit the party? Jenna's going to be there, you know."

B: "Yeah, man, let's cut this biscuit."

by pertnear January 17, 2007

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike June 21, 2007

2 piece and a biscuit

Hitting somebody really hard, punching somebody down

Dawg he hit you wit dat 2 piece and a biscuit

by Sexy_Red June 11, 2004

Drop Biscuit Fart

The most annoying of all farts. It is not as deadly and destructive as the dread cheese, egg or dog farts. However, the drop biscuit fart lingers a lot longer than the aforementioned farts. It's as if this fart is baking in the over just flicking you in the nose with its' annoying odor. You may or may not see a pale brown cloud emanate from the farter's ass after a drop biscuit fart.

Christ almighty, that goddamned Benson, he started off the road trip by launching a drop biscuit fart in the jeep and put the power lock on the windows. That friggin' fart rode the whole 2 hour trip upstate with us!

by Furiosa the Accursed February 23, 2017

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009