trash cow

a trash cow is a person who generates unusually high profit margins, while at the same time being extremely trashy.

The fat, nasty hooker always made the most money, she was her pimp's trash cow.

by Dog Shit Mike August 30, 2013

Milking the cow

A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it

Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard

by Man baby 2224 December 9, 2020

Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

by Basket1 May 22, 2025

neigh neigh cow

A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley

Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!

by Urgrleboo (still me) July 29, 2011

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

by John David May 15, 2018

Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.

Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real

by Vxtico October 4, 2023