ass play

Stimulating someones anus with any of the following: finger, mouth, toe, fist, hamster, cell phone (set to vibrate), ext.

Common act between homosexuals

Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"

The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts

"I intentionally get bad cases of hemorrhoids to get ass play with the Doc."

by smallzilla January 12, 2011

ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

by Epic909 March 28, 2004

ass backward

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

by marty767 September 23, 2006

grab assing

Fucking around with one or more other people, generally at work.

"You guys don't have time to be grab assing! Now get back to work, slackers!"

by pjdpete April 28, 2006

take it in the ass

To be on the receiving end of anal sex

Haha! You take it in the ass! Nya nya nya nya nya

by iopq November 11, 2003

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Johnny Hurts July 31, 2008

Capital Ass

Noun - An extremely unpleasant person. A supreme jerk.

1."That guy was a Capital Ass."

2. "I've heard that Sean Connery is a Capital Ass."

by Alex February 26, 2005