Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

ambergris

Ambergris. Whale shit that people use as perfume or put on their eggs to eat. Proof that being rich makes you an insane sicko.

"Hey Frank! want to smear some whale shit on your wifes neck?" "of course i do! im rich! I

"I love ambergris! its so tasty to have whale shit on my food!''

by Braybee April 4, 2016

Alberthe

Alberthe is the most sexy attractive girl ever but also easy to get in the pants of...

Guy 1#: you got that hot girl last night?
Guy 2#: Yeah man she's an Alberthe

by Epigens January 12, 2016

alberto ruiz

Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.

Bruh he acting like if he was alberto ruiz

by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016

Amber-deprived

It's sleep deprivation and light depression when you're not with your significant others more than usual.

" I miss you so much, I'm Amber-deprived. "

by The apple suggest bar May 16, 2016

Amber Malone

She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without

Amber malone is beautiful

by Anonymousguy2000014 November 7, 2016

Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.

She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte

by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016