Araskan Angus Burger

The rare, minty fresh burger found in Araska. Discovered by Trump and commonly grows on glaciers.

I love a good Araskan Angus Burger.

by ARASKANEXPLORER October 25, 2025

Alaskan Pipestomp

A mixture between a Alaskan Pipeline and a Waffle Stomp, in which you poop in a condom, freeze it, use it as a dildo, then stomp it all down the drain.

Jimmy: "My drain is still clogged from the Alaskan Pipestomp we did last night."

Joey: "Do another Alaskan Pipestomp to clear it."

by Our_Lord_Gary October 31, 2025

Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.

by Nanna elson November 17, 2025

Alaskan Snow Cave

Where a man ejaculates (cums) inside of a women's vagina (pussy) during sex then the women sits or straddles the man's face while the man is laying down and performs Cunnilingus (oral sex on the women.

My girl gave me the Alaskan Snow cave last night

by diemsiedoodlecakes November 18, 2025

Amacky Time

noun: A lawless time zone where clocks are propaganda, promises are fictional, and showing up is optional. Subject would be terminated instantly from any 9–5, banned from calendars, and listed as a community risk.

Example: “Wayne Weaselheade was scheduled for duty, but Amacky Time struck again.”

by Ms Jenny Lee December 14, 2025

Amacky Time

noun: A lawless time zone where clocks are propaganda, promises are fictional, and showing up is optional. Subject would be terminated instantly from any 9–5, banned from calendars, and listed as a community risk.

Example: “Wayne Weaselheade was scheduled for duty, but Amacky Time struck again.”

by Scamacky December 14, 2025

Alaskan ice grenade

When a male cums inside of a females anus grabs an ice cube shoves it in, and then blows in it. This will force the female to shoot out frozen cum like fragments of a grenade.

I asked a girl if I could show her an Alaskan ice grenade she said yes, but when I showed it to her halfway through the process it shot back up.

by Nuclearfart007 December 23, 2025