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Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
by Geradinkus May 15, 2017
mugGet the Japanese window cleanermug.

Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.
by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023
mugGet the Window seat girliemug.

Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.
by Endermaster August 2, 2016
mugGet the Window Shoppingmug.

Windows 8

A piece of shit OS released in 2012. At least it had better UEFI support than Windows 7.
I used Windows 8 before, I hated it. 8.1 kinda made it better.
by PhoneGuyYT June 20, 2025
mugGet the Windows 8mug.

Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that
You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”
by n54 drew May 20, 2022
mugGet the Window shoppingmug.

staying out the Window

I’m not on my phone I’m staying out the window
by Jay Robert July 10, 2022
mugGet the staying out the Windowmug.

Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020
mugGet the Windows Laptopmug.

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