A person who thinks that the world revolves around Russia, Cyprus, or any country in the former Warsaw Pact area, and that all other militaries are dog-shit.
by Nekohasarrived February 26, 2023
Get the Slav-tardmug. 1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.
2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'
2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
Get the Tard Shoemug. An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!
True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
Get the Urba-tardmug. by Modern provider May 30, 2014
Get the fuck tardmug. Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”
by Hmmwat December 8, 2018
Get the Actual Tardmug. 
by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021
Get the tarddedmug.