BOAT

boat stands for Best Of All Time. It's similar to goat but better.

"Yo Max is such a BOAT"

"She brought me a jacket, what a boat"

by Sofia the Boat February 27, 2021

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Duck boat

1. Duck boat is the act of crapping in Tupperware and leaving it in a water filled sink/bathtub.

Hey man I just left a duck boat at Tyler’s house.

by Ogporkandbeans January 13, 2025

boat tripped

In reference to the movie “Boat Trip:”
When a guy pretends to be gay in order to get close to a girl and ends up falling in love with her and confessing his feelings.

Girl 1: OMG SO HES NOT ACTUALLY GAY AND HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU?!
Girl 2: YEAH I’VE BEEN BOAT TRIPPED :(

by clamfetishes August 18, 2018

discord boats

The most money hungry bot listing site you will ever find, usually referred to as DISCORD BOATS Used to be named DISCORD BOATS LIST. The owner apparently weighs at around 400kg.
Guy 1: Yo can we invite MEE6
Guy 2: Oh fo sho 1 sec I'll open top.gg
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT SO MANY ADS AND TRACKING

Guy 1: That's what happens when you use discord boats
Guy 2: Ah fuck it I'll just go to mee6.xyz
#bot list#bots#discord#listing#website#mee6#bot

by fuckOffDiscordBoatsAndFuckGays January 14, 2020

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert

Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...

by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024