The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
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Young-lovers can be of any age or gender. They share a deep fascination towards youth and enjoy spending time with young people. Some of them may perceive themselves as younger than they look, sometimes causing them to feel disconnected from older people. Others yet may reject the concept of age boundaries at all, believing people shouldn't be set apart based on how old or how young they are. It's not uncommon for a young person to fall in love with a young-lover. As opposed to many adults who only feel disdain towards youngsters, young-lovers treat everyone as equals regardless of age.
Young-lovers can be of any age or gender. They share a deep fascination towards youth and enjoy spending time with young people. Some of them may perceive themselves as younger than they look, sometimes causing them to feel disconnected from older people. Others yet may reject the concept of age boundaries at all, believing people shouldn't be set apart based on how old or how young they are. It's not uncommon for a young person to fall in love with a young-lover. As opposed to many adults who only feel disdain towards youngsters, young-lovers treat everyone as equals regardless of age.
Girl #1: you're crazy!!! that guy will never want to hang around with you! you are SO young for him
Girl #2: that's not true, age doesn't matter when people like each other and also he's a young-lover :3
Girl #1: i can never understand you
Girl #2: that's not true, age doesn't matter when people like each other and also he's a young-lover :3
Girl #1: i can never understand you
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