GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017
Get the Your Mommug. Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019
Get the Your mummug. A way of saying to the person to get out of your way, also used if this person gets ahead of you in a game, or has killed you/scored against you just done something to their advantage/gain, The phrase "On Your Bicycle" is Used alot by The Scottish Lad Blarot!
by Blarot May 17, 2009
Get the On Your Bicyclemug. What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...
in the morning when you come to school
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...
in the morning when you come to school
by huggabel October 25, 2016
Get the your mommug. An answer everyone seems to be giving to any question these days. But Little Kids don't seem to get it.
Little Kid: What's the problem!?
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.
by meh.che.meh February 28, 2010
Get the your mommug. 
Get the Your mommug.