Walking Vagina

A persistent male whiner; a male pussy. Also simply abbreviated in chatrooms as WV.

Stop being such a Walking Vagina and take it like a guy.

by Bill Peters August 3, 2004

Vaginal Force

A new unit in physics which represents the amount of meters per second a woman can thrust on a dick

Your mom has 69 vaginal forces.
I like a woman that has more vaginal forces.

by sexer kid November 8, 2007

vagina trouser

a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.

"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!

by johnathan edwards December 19, 2007

vagina pants

When the fold in the pants near the crotch form a vagina like crease.

Look...Mikey has his vagina pants on again. and boy does his ass look hungry

by BBMIKE December 29, 2008

Vagina History

The history of a Vagina. Basically the amount of people a female has slept with. Something you should ask your girlfriend (or mum) about.

That girl is hot but i bet she has a alot of Vagina History.

Hey baby what is your vagina history?

by Myles Mcfly December 3, 2010

vagina dandruff

bits of dried up cum stuck to the pubic hairs and vagina of a woman

that hobo left loads of vagina dandruff on my porch!
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)

by exoticsushi July 18, 2011

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008