Expression used to keep a bitch in line, or at least on a short leash. It is quite effective in asserting one's supreme authority, essentially conveying to the recipient of such a disparaging remark, to pipe down. But the true punch comes with the name calling, for there is nothing more denigrating than to be referred to as a cut of fecal matter. Indeed, the "turd", upon being devastated with such a blunt, scathing put-down, will have no other choice but to "shut it".
There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.
**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.
**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
To-be-victimized-turd: "Did you guys catch the latest episode of NOVA?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"
"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"
"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
by DSH31 July 5, 2006
Get the Shut it, turd!mug. a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.
by Redvelvette May 7, 2011
Get the turd cabinmug. by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017
Get the Corker turdmug. The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.
Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.
by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009
Get the Turd lipstickmug. When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.
by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010
Get the Turd Lipmug. Bah-donk-ah-donk
by Mamo December 1, 2019
Get the Turd cuttermug. by Pest March 11, 2018
Get the Goat Turdmug.