Expression used to keep a bitch in line, or at least on a short leash. It is quite effective in asserting one's supreme authority, essentially conveying to the recipient of such a disparaging remark, to pipe down. But the true punch comes with the name calling, for there is nothing more denigrating than to be referred to as a cut of fecal matter. Indeed, the "turd", upon being devastated with such a blunt, scathing put-down, will have no other choice but to "shut it".
There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.
**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.
**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
To-be-victimized-turd: "Did you guys catch the latest episode of NOVA?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"
"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"
"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
by DSH31 July 5, 2006
Get the Shut it, turd!mug. A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.
by covfrrider August 10, 2009
Get the g-turdmug. Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.
by NickiMinajFan#1 January 9, 2011
Get the Turde$hamug. Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.
A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.
A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.
Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.
GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!
GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!
by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022
Get the lazy turdmug. Bah-donk-ah-donk
by Mamo December 1, 2019
Get the Turd cuttermug. When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.
by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010
Get the Turd Lipmug. by ballouuollab March 12, 2009
Get the turd dystociamug.