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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
mugGet the Don't Touch The Poopmug.

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi
guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"
by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024
mugGet the imma touch youmug.

double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time
Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!
by iva409 June 22, 2007
mugGet the double touchmug.

touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.
Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."
by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022
mugGet the touch grassmug.

Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯
I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.
by JStayHumble July 13, 2019
mugGet the Tootsie touchmug.

touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you
person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*
by shooth1 July 20, 2024
mugGet the touch me again and see what happenmug.

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