based

jacob

Jacob is the definition of based man

by jhgmcnhsjmg July 30, 2023

86th base

Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving

Guy 1: i got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck

by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025

Fake Based

When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.

jack404shizomusiconsoundcloud:i am not fake based
paint333:thats so fake based bro

by paintyum February 23, 2024

42069th base

I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds

42069th base
Jean:”how was 49069th base”
Susan:Dead people noises
Jean:”are u sure your alright

by Hippowolf October 19, 2020

Based

Meaning the opposite of Woke.

Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.

Bro is based, he says there are only 2 genders.

by The Real Definition Man 69 December 2, 2024

Based

an adjective, sometimes a noun, describing a person whose opinion coincides with yours

-Did you know that Elon Musk supports child slavery? He's so based!
-What the heck? No, that's the opposite of based!

by SanyaXd July 3, 2022

Based

What you type under a FashWave video/picture

“Reject modernity”
“Uh hello? Based department?”
Or
“Deus Vult!”
“BASED”

by notjonah December 28, 2019