matts

Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Nazgul_ring October 08, 2018

Matt

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat

Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!

by EEEKKKKEJRJFF June 07, 2021

Matt

Matt’s are usually shy, but once you get to know him, he will turn your would up-side down. He always loves to have fun, but also has his own boundaries. He has two sides. There is his funny and goofy side and his serious side. Matt’s serious side is always his most disliked side. But everyone likes his fun side. You always want a Matt as a friend. He is most likely a Leo or Scorpio. And in a friend group, he is the one with great advice. He will always be loyal to his friends and family. You should always have a Matt by your side.

Matt is my best friend! He is always so great to me!

by Hufflepuff Boy January 02, 2021

Matt

A very cool person in the Larry Lawton Server.

Matt does not shitpost

by Matr3883 January 27, 2021

matt

a fat slob, a gay faggot that talks to his bf all the time. hes ugly and eats like a pig. he likes to rape little girls named ava. he tried to molest his step brother. he likes kids under the age of 12. he doesnt own a shower, toothbrush, actual brush, and no other pairs of clothes. everything u dont like. always in the closet but wont come out to tell his parents hes gay.

matt is ugly and fat

girl: omg look how hes eating

me: FAT PIG

by bananas are bomb November 11, 2019

Matt

A indo, black, Asian mixed race. He like Michelle and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. He got the N-word past from his friend homie Sunny.

Matt: nigga

by Tryey November 22, 2021

Matt

All Matt's are Dribs.

Do you know Matt?
Ah yet Matt's a fucking drib

by Dan the anti Drib January 15, 2022