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Matt

Matt is a popular loner. Matt has big blue eyes, brown hair, and an awkward smile. Matt is a sweet guy, but when around his popular friends, he is influenced easily. Be careful when befriending a Matt because you will never know what he will be like that day. Matt is a sensitive guy and does not like confrontation. Do not ask him who he likes because this will enrage him, and he will enviably start circling you with his friends and unfollow you on Instagram. However, if you do not upset him, he is a fun person to be around.
Girl "Did you know that Matt likes Maddie?"
Matt "What!? No I don't."
by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020
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Matt

A default mii that will beat you in wii's boxing and baseball.
"Please dont beat me again matt."
by La9Gag January 19, 2020
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Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit
While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽
by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022
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Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night
Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied
by 69caramucker69 December 15, 2018
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matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali
matt simmons says mali forever
by graysgublr April 1, 2021
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Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg
by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024
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Matte

A rink made form oregano and argentinian tears.
- Why is he crying?

- Oh! He is just making matte with his tears.
by kooopp November 3, 2022
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