thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

Thomas

A hot sexy asian who does his work and helps his friends

I love kids they are so much fun is what thomas says

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021

Thomas Welsh

People with this name tend to treat all football matches as if the 10-15 people up his arse will fall out if he dosent score 20 goals

Hey, stop being Thomas welsh

by Areyoudumb69 February 6, 2020

Thomas

Means how dumb you can be

also it is a name like (Eliel Thomas)

i m a thomas.

by Daniel Grave March 3, 2019

thomas

someone who is never relevant and everyone overlooks

that's such a thomas

by Merrium_Webster December 2, 2019

Large Thomas

a large thomas is a big irish boy

kinda cute to

Oh is that a large thomas???

hes a big irish boy

by Large Lover 69 June 18, 2024