Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

wank tribute

Making a video wanking (masturbating) over a ladies photo without cumming.

I made a wank tribute over her photo last night

by The Plumber Jezza J March 3, 2019

Wank-Fu

The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.

Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.

by MrAubergine March 19, 2014

Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!

after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!

by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010