by tannergrrr May 30, 2024
Get the Strawberry cream surprisemug. When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
Get the Double Gulp Surprisemug. A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019
Get the heady surprisemug. by iamjesus November 23, 2017
Get the trench coat surprisemug. When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
Get the The Velvet Surprisemug. Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
by Langdown July 2, 2006
Get the surprise shizamug. by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020
Get the cuntpunch surprisemug.