Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

rusty scupper

Going back and forth between holes on a girl after she shits and while she's on the rag.

Jane's a freak and after she shit she asked me to give her a rusty scupper.

by R. Scupper September 19, 2007

rusty penis

A penis that gets rusty due to a sudden decrease of sword fighting.

Because I stopped sword fighting, I got a rusty penis.

by manuel diego December 18, 2007

rusty zamboni

A terrible hockey player, generally one with inept skills and/or on-ice vision.

That bunch of rusty zambonis couldn't score on an empty net.

by Indiana Labrador December 12, 2008

rusty trambone

when a man blows in a girls pussy and then the girl ejaculates for him

My dick still hurts from that rusty trambone last nght.

by Reuben P April 30, 2006

rusty hook

When giving a hand job, which you havent done for a while, your hand slips off in a furious pace & hits you smack in the face.

"Where'd you get that black eye Sally?" "Oh, I met up with my Ex and gave my self the Rusty Hook last night"

by TheDewd November 22, 2006

Rusty Sneeze

When a nasty hagatha looking bitch sneezes and because she's so full of shit her snot comes out looking like rust.

Dude, did you hear Sheryl? She just let out a Rusty Sneeze, stupid bitch.

by cracker01 March 30, 2009