In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
Get the Boat Nazismug. Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.
I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.
Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?
Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?
by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021
Get the Yard boatmug. A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure
excitement.
excitement.
by womb raider August 9, 2017
Get the Squirt boatmug. by Brandon Mann February 9, 2014
Get the lusianna steam boatmug. by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021
Get the Boats N Hoesmug. A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
Get the boat blockmug. by Angus Mcfife August 2, 2025
Get the Rocking the flesh boatmug.