split fish

New Zealand voluntary fireman slang for vagina, commonly used when shouted from the fire engine.

Show us your split fish!

by Bernhammer July 13, 2005

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 20, 2010

Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.

Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.

by Seb13 February 26, 2009

Tickle Fish It

Putting your lit cigarette out on a random object.

"I'm done with my cigarette, what should I do with it?"
"Tickle fish it, man."
*Puts cigarette out on the side of a house.

by The KOW March 21, 2011

cock-fished

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.

You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.

by undercover freak July 10, 2015

fish cloth

a conjunction of fish eye and cloth ears. Means genral sensery deprevation

like a "compleate twat" or making a "compleate twat" of it

by dodgyboz February 24, 2004

Fish 5

-Call of Duty: World at War....
-Call of Duty =C.O.D.
-COD is a type of fish
-Therefore, refer to Call of Duty: World at War as Fish 5

hey lets go play some Fish 5

by ChadBroChill757 December 22, 2008