A short man with too much to say, not necessarily what people will listen to either. He likes to cut people off when he doesn't agree, but at the same time he's so dominant that the ladies don't seem to care. If you happen upon an Isaac Harris in his natural environment, you will find someone who likes to give hugs, although sometimes awkward; who likes to fill your ears with intellectual ideas, although not always intellectually proved; and who will always tell you the latest conspiracy theories from sketchy media.
Hey, my name is Isaac Harris. The other day I happened upon an article talking about how corrupt the government is! I think they're harboring alien technology in Area 51, 56, and 57. I have an article here that proves Area 57 exists.
Wait, what's your name again?
That doesn't matter, right now we're in danger from our own GOVERNMENT!!!!!
Wait, what's your name again?
That doesn't matter, right now we're in danger from our own GOVERNMENT!!!!!
by Jahoo January 5, 2013
Get the Isaac Harrismug. A member of the Top Gear UK mandem, a bald headed prick with an inflated sense of self-importance, other members include Matt Le Blanc and Rory Reid
by Yung Samstar May 5, 2019
Get the Chris Harrismug. by bojzzle July 9, 2004
Get the Dirty Harrymug. See Harry Pothead.
Alternatively, one of the many voices within J.K. Rowlings head. It gives good advice though, followed by good books.
Alternatively, one of the many voices within J.K. Rowlings head. It gives good advice though, followed by good books.
by Detranova July 28, 2003
Get the Harry Pottermug. An ex-cop who prosecuted 10,000s black men for devil's lettuce crimes and is now anti-cop and pro-devil's lettuce but won't let those people go nor pardon them
by DAL204 July 17, 2021
Get the Kamala Harrismug. some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.
by Ragdoll<3 March 8, 2009
Get the harry pottermug. 1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
by jork July 30, 2007
Get the harry pottermug.