Thumper

Term used to define that fat chick at the bar that gives it up to anyone and everyone. Usually a carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases.

I'm never drinking again, I got wasted and woke up between Thumper's fat rolls.

by jr0k May 26, 2011

Bible Thumping

Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.

Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.

by dkujan May 16, 2007

thumper

The stupid lower middle class bastards who think they are ghetto, dress like they are still in high school - though most are around 30 years of age - usually drive small cars (like Hondas) that are painted in strange color variations (usually of blues or purples) and have their "gangsta" names in plastic stick-on letters on the side window of their thumper car which traditionally has less value than the modifications made to it. The name "thumper" comes from the annoyingly loud, repetetive and artistically devoid music which they prefer.

"Damnit, look at that jackass thumper, I wish he'd turn his friggin' music down."

by KKR November 25, 2006

Thumb sucker

A guy who is actually an idiot, geek, goofus, stupid and behaves like a dumb.

Joe is such a thumb sucker, he still plays with marbles.

by Lean January 8, 2004

I bite my thumb at thou!

a vaginal cream using in the "love-making" process

look mate! It's (hey sues)!

by rusty shakleford January 26, 2003

Thumper Dumper

n. The act of masturbating during a poo; alternately, the act of pooping while masturbating

Thumper Dumpers are a great way to save time in the morning.

by NicCagedHeart January 9, 2017

Thumb Of Discomfort

when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey

me: *sneaks up on someone* THUMB OF DISCOMFORT!
someone: huh??
me: *SHOVES*
someon: OMFG!

by onge October 31, 2004