fish cloth

a conjunction of fish eye and cloth ears. Means genral sensery deprevation

like a "compleate twat" or making a "compleate twat" of it

by dodgyboz February 24, 2004

Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 23, 2004

split fish

New Zealand voluntary fireman slang for vagina, commonly used when shouted from the fire engine.

Show us your split fish!

by Bernhammer July 31, 2005

Tickle Fish It

Putting your lit cigarette out on a random object.

"I'm done with my cigarette, what should I do with it?"
"Tickle fish it, man."
*Puts cigarette out on the side of a house.

by The KOW April 5, 2011

Cuddle fish

A dude who plays the friend role trying to steal women. A guy whose whole game is putting down her ex to make himself look better.

That cuddle fish dude he was over there telling her all she wanted to hear.

by Tom pnoid August 5, 2015

Puffer Fish

A guy/girl who appears to be skinny on social media with special angles and photo editing software. However, this person is hiding the fact that she is bigger than initially thought. Although, some may still cautiously have sex with the person if they are horny enough.

P.S. It should also be noted that the person may appear to be unaware of what they have done and will often deny it whether it be intentional or not.

Issac: This girl is a puffer fish compared to her Instagram
James: I know right, it's comparing Kim Kardashion to Rebel Wilson.

by Nabokov October 20, 2018

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010