douche jacket

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

by Jeff November 19, 2004

Douche Powder

Mix this with water and presto! You have yourself douche. Can also be used as an insult.

My wife is cheap, so she buys douche powder.

You are nothing more than a speck of douche powder.

by GG January 23, 2004

douche waffle

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

by Siyui December 22, 2008

douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

douche nozzle

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

Douche Bag

The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.

My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"

by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010

douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010