term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.
by Jeff November 19, 2004
by GG January 23, 2004
by Siyui December 22, 2008
a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses
by Loseph May 09, 2005
Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009
Someone who must always react to douchebag behavior with equal or greater douchebag behavior. The term generally only applies to people who are otherwise polite and kind until someone is rude to them first.
(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
by mrwhiskers29 September 14, 2012
The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.
by Heywood Jafookme March 07, 2010