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cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
by whoopmighty December 10, 2016
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cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
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Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"
by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021
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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012
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crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017
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catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
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Cookie Game

a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.
Guys, lets go play the cookie game. My moms asleep.
by mainmanllama November 2, 2022
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