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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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Math

Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?

Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!
by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018
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Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT
I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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Hegarty Maths

a stupid tory party worthy piece of crap. only one's stupid maths teacher and his stupid comrades enjoy this satanic website with the intention of harming or causing suffering to poor innocent students who only want to do drugs, be chavs and not forget there scissors every other day
i really do hate mr hegarty and his stupid hegarty maths
by Hegarty Hater November 22, 2022
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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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Woman from maths

Woman from maths simply means a female substitute teacher who is from Nigerian descent.
We have "woman from maths" for English.
by oragne06 January 13, 2025
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Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da
-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish
by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 3, 2020
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