Swiftphobia

An unwarranted attack on Taylor Swift’s darling, delightful fandom also known as “Swifties” based purely on their hatred/jealousy of the respect and success Taylor holds/ holds for her fans.

Arianator: Be quiet you folkbore flop f@g

Swiftie 1 : I’m so sorry all I wanted to do was congratulate Taylor on her success because she helps me cope with my mental problems

Arianator: F0ck off, no one asked for your life story, you swifty tasteless biatch, stan ariana

Swiftie 2: No attack was warranted here wtf, this is a swiftphobia free zone

by folklore aoty 🤟🥰🥺 January 18, 2021

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

Swifchsdou

Switch around

Yeah that's my room swifchsdou

by Justcallmejillybean February 3, 2021

swift dip

When someone leaves, or "dips" out of a party swiftly and without saying goodbye to anyone. Similar to an Irish goodbye.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "He's gone, he pulled a swift dip"

by largeorangegiraffe December 29, 2020

Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.

Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.

by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021

Swift

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.

"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi

by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021

Switch

A game that involves participants placing one of their fingers into their mouth, and the other finger into their anus. When a non-participating player (who is traditionally referred to as "Uncle Gubsy") says "switch", all players must switch their fingers around (finger that was in the mouth goes into the anus and vice versa).

All the boys are getting together to play a game of switch later

by Festdidgea March 4, 2021