National buy your gf steak day

On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.

Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”

by Pappppppiiiiii October 8, 2023

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.

He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.

by Smells like trout July 8, 2024

yeeps hide and seek

a vr game that combines gorilla tag movement and fortnite building to make a fun experiance for little timmys that grief everything that people build.

also you are a puppet

person 1: what game did you play? person 2: yeeps hide and seek. person 1: o my lord stop griefing everyones build they spen hours on

by cowboy monkeh April 19, 2024

tickle the steak

The act of butchering a cow

I got an internship at the local meat shop so I could learn to tickle the steak.

by Kahoot guy! April 24, 2024

Chinese hide-and-seek

Regular hide-and-seek but when the person is find they seeker and hider have to kiss. Ideal game if you are on a two man or a three man or a mission involving multiple people

We should play Chinese hide-and-seek with Hannah and Julia, it's a perfect opportunity

by LPtoine1010 March 13, 2025

Business class asylum seeker

Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.

Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.

“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”

by Hellohew July 18, 2025