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sock on door knob

Means we're fucking don't come in.
Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.
by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016
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Fired Up A Sock

When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.
Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......
by a drew March 3, 2010
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grippy sock vacation

A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.

Term originated on TikTok.
"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"
by abbyrandi October 6, 2021
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Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket
Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.
by ubermonk December 19, 2010
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Wearing the same socks

To be on the same page; To be on the same wavelength; To see eye to eye; To be of one mind
Andre and I had some issues that needed resolving, but after our meeting earlier we're definitely wearing the same socks.
by spicy-p April 22, 2015
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cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 2, 2021
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crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.
Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018
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