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Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI): An infection transmitted through sexual contact, including vaginal, anal, and oral sex. STIs can be caused by bacteria, viruses, or parasites. z
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Snackcident

An accidental (but totally foreseeable) event where you unintentionally eat an entire bag, box, or package of snacks in one sitting — usually while distracted, stressed, or "just having one bite."
I meant to eat like five chips, but somehow the whole bag’s gone. It was a snackcident.
Had a rough day. Made eye contact with a sleeve of Oreos and... yeah, snackcident.
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Snackcrastination

The habit of delaying work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one, and then why not just one more.
"I was supposed to start my essay an 20 minutes ago, but my snackcrastination kicked in."
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Snackcrastination

The habit of escaping work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one... how about one last one.
"I was suppose to start my essay 20 minutes ago but my snackcrastination kicked in."
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Snackcident

Noun. When you accidentally eat an entire container of something when you only meant to have a little.
I was only going to have a few spoonfuls, but then snackcidentelly had ice cream.

I’m sorry, I wasn’t planning to eat them all, it was a snackcident.
by Mr. Eating Disorder October 1, 2025
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Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.
Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.
by Tink81 October 12, 2025
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evening slacks

An evening slack is a term derived from the eponymous label of the creature commonly known as the evening slacker.

Originally, in the early 19th century, primarily in London, there were men of reduced means who would attach themselves to elegant women entering fancy restaurants. Their motives can only be imagined.

In defense, the women began sporting man-like clothing, but looser, more feminine versions, in order to deflect the attention of these less-than-desirable clingers on.

Over time, that particular dress became known as the slacker, or for brevity's sake, the slack.

The tradition has really died off, except in pockets of conservative Protestant culture. Rumor has it that the term is still used in a few resorts in the northeastern United States.
Please note that during dinner, jackets are required for gentlemen age twelve and over, and for ladies, dresses, skirts or evening slacks.
by pdX-tal September 20, 2006
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