midnightmuncher's definitions

Cunter Punter

Chase’s Truck

Look out, here comes the Cunter Punter, shit’s about to hit the fan

by midnightmuncher January 21, 2023

Snackcrastination

The habit of escaping work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one... how about one last one.

"I was suppose to start my essay 20 minutes ago but my snackcrastination kicked in."

by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025

Snackcrastination

The habit of delaying work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one, and then why not just one more.

"I was supposed to start my essay an 20 minutes ago, but my snackcrastination kicked in."

by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025

A Chase

An overall fucking GOAT. A Chase is someone simply built different. A Chase gives absolute no fucks and constantly drinks Dr. Pepper. A chase will dick slap anyone who steals their Dr. Pepper.

Moron: “Hey look at that guy, imma steal his Dr Pepper”
Guy who knows better: “ don’t that guy is A chase and he will break your neck with a single dick slap.”

by midnightmuncher March 1, 2021

Ehe

It is an abbreviation for I am gay. It is a way for someone to come out of the closet without saying it directly.

Rick: “Ehe”, I’m gay.

by midnightmuncher April 6, 2024