Kelsey Smith

a woman that is (self proclaimed) a lot of fun

Can I get a Kelsey Smith shot? Cause they’re a lot of fun!

by BeardedMike February 2, 2021

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

Chris Smith

Amazing

These tacos are Chris Smith!

by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021

Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.

To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Will Smithed

Slapping the fuck out of somebody.

Chris Rock insulted my wife so he got Will Smithed.

by MajorRespect March 28, 2022