a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.
Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.
by Eric Yong January 28, 2022
Get the alondra simpmug. by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022
Get the Simp Prisonmug. by Xenostrash May 2, 2021
Get the Kurumi._.simpmug. The feeling of sadness and disappointment a redpill man has as he helplessly watches a bluepill man get cucked.
I was working at the bar last night and served a guy who bought a ton of drinks for a girl just for her to leave with a different guy. I felt a lot of Simp-athy for him.
by Redpill Pastor May 12, 2019
Get the Simp-athymug. by DreamSMPP February 7, 2022
Get the Simp Ranboomug. Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.
(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!
Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
by Zombomb July 1, 2020
Get the Simp Moneymug. by Haydvn February 23, 2023
Get the Simp Biscuitmug.