by National Holiday board November 21, 2024
Get the ''National Slide tackle the short friend day''mug. Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
by CK1988 February 8, 2021
Get the Short busedmug. Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
by Qualex6 September 22, 2022
Get the Short People Daymug. Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
by benby100 December 10, 2023
Get the board shortsmug. by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023
Get the short brendenmug. by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021
Get the Shortingmug. A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
by Cumswallower September 18, 2021
Get the Short kidmug.