September 15

The baddest bitch was born. Only these people know how to fidght. They have loads of friends and everyone and everything wants to be then

Person 1: yo I'm going to have a fidght whit this girl
Person 2: when were they born
Person 1: September 15
Person 2: fuck good luck

by September 15 December 1, 2020

September 1

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

by daddy schlong March 7, 2021

30 September

If you born this day you’re not important for you friends.. They will forget your birthday…

Hey today it’s 30 September it’s my birthday.
Oh really! sorry i forget it..
well alright..

by kittykio November 23, 2021

September 1st

International Bogus Day
If you were born on this day you are the biggest Bogus

OMG! your birthday is September 1st? you're such a bogus!!!

by porkchopsux420 October 18, 2019

September 9th

National finger a girl day

Hey you know what September 9th is

by Apimpnameslickback😏 September 4, 2021

September 13

No cap day a day where only the facts are spoken

On September 13th imma tell you how retarded you really are but not today

by Joe mama 12345678910 September 12, 2020

september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019