Cast the first stone

A sarcastic phrase and reference to a Bible tale of a prostitute being sentenced to being stoned to death where Jesus says, "let he who has never sinned, cast the first stone"

It is now commonly used as a way of saying someone has no room to judge you for an act, specifically if they have done it themselves.

A: (smoking a cigar) I cannot belive you started smoking, it is terrible for you and shameful
B: (in a sarcastic tone) Well cast the first stone.

by Peanut butter and onions December 9, 2024

vagina stone

A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness

Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 5, 2016

Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day

I wish I could be a stone German

by Sdog May 20, 2019

Stone Wall on Steroids

Stone Wall on Steroids is the act of being in the way of ever new idea someone else proposes.

It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.

by deuniqued February 1, 2017

Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

stone man syndrome

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.

Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

by Justadude20 March 28, 2022