Rusty Guardrail

A guy does a chick up against the wall, and she then precedes to start shitting. the guy rubs her back and forth on the wall smearing the shit, and making a line that looks like a rusty guardrail.

I gave my girl a rusty guardrail last night and made her clean it up this morning.

by DbWade October 2, 2007

rusty scupper

Going back and forth between holes on a girl after she shits and while she's on the rag.

Jane's a freak and after she shit she asked me to give her a rusty scupper.

by R. Scupper September 19, 2007

rusty penis

A penis that gets rusty due to a sudden decrease of sword fighting.

Because I stopped sword fighting, I got a rusty penis.

by manuel diego December 18, 2007

rusty zamboni

A terrible hockey player, generally one with inept skills and/or on-ice vision.

That bunch of rusty zambonis couldn't score on an empty net.

by Indiana Labrador December 12, 2008

rusty trambone

when a man blows in a girls pussy and then the girl ejaculates for him

My dick still hurts from that rusty trambone last nght.

by Reuben P April 30, 2006

rusty hook

When giving a hand job, which you havent done for a while, your hand slips off in a furious pace & hits you smack in the face.

"Where'd you get that black eye Sally?" "Oh, I met up with my Ex and gave my self the Rusty Hook last night"

by TheDewd November 22, 2006

Rusty Sneeze

When a nasty hagatha looking bitch sneezes and because she's so full of shit her snot comes out looking like rust.

Dude, did you hear Sheryl? She just let out a Rusty Sneeze, stupid bitch.

by cracker01 March 30, 2009