runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

boom poop

Pooping while playing Boom Beach.

Bryce had a productive boom poop. He successfully cleared level 3 of Mr. T while dropping a legendary ghost.

by Jake-from-state-farm February 26, 2017

pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.

Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.

by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016

boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019