Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.

Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."

by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013

Tastes like Pinterest

Anything that taste good since the dawn of Pinterest. We live in an internet based world, making it easy for sharing recipes. Colors and textures may vary.Sometimes meals, dishes, baked goods ect. just tastes like Pinterest.

The delicious mystery dish at a potluck. Not knowing what you're eating, trying to pin the flavor. Whatever it is, its whimsical and you could probably find a recipe on Pinterest. Somethings you eat just tastes like Pinterest

by Mongo31 November 24, 2013

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Great Harry Potter Fan

A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.

I'm a Great Harry Potter Fan!

Wow, the Gryffindor emblem!

I have a Slytherin scarf!

by Seaaver May 9, 2019

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019