Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.

Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.

by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021

paper popper

a loud easy prank made out of paper

i just pranked my mom so bad with my paper popper fukc

by charlesrp16 June 1, 2017

The federalist papers

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!

hamilton wrote most the federalist papers

by Blaneyfan12 September 11, 2023

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023