Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021

Emu Park

A town full of teenage dweebs and people who look at you funy cause they can't mind their own Damn business with stupid ass people who can't even drive on the right side of the road GODAMN learn to drive you fucking walking replica of a potato

Bob: Where are you from?
Dan: Emu Park...
Bob: Really I heard some teenagers got in a car crash.
Dan: Yeah...Now they're mashed potatoes

by Dan and Bob July 8, 2021

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces

Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.

by Rookie Sensation July 10, 2021

Pussy Park

1) A park where lesbian females might gather and socialize

2) not to be confused with park pussy

A lesbian Nazi might frequent a pussy park

by Sexydimma January 1, 2022

Action Park

Proclaimed the most dangerous waterpark
Used to have dangerous attractions and the worst park security

How did you get that scar?
I got hurt on the alpine slide in 1983 at the Action Park

by kelkin January 3, 2022

Park City

Unknown drink prior to 2018 which is comprised of vodka, soda and a splash of pineapple. Most commonly consumed in Northern Jersey.

I got this whole boat drinking park city’s

by The Pensky File January 13, 2022

FLORAL PARK

FLORAL PARK IS THE BEST FUCKING PLACE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guy 1: where yu from?
guy 2: FLORAL PARK IS THE BEST FUCJING PLACE I N THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by FLORALPARKLUV May 13, 2022