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Get the butt-fuck mug.A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.
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Get the butt huffer mug.The term "Butt Smegma" dates back a few hundred years. Butt Smegma is a cheesy-like curd that gathers between butt cheeks, where light cannot gather. It can be caused by hostile gases in a confined area, old lunch and moist hair. Even bad news has been found to cause Butt Smegma. This moist layer of tangible smell is salty to the taste and is not latex based. It cannot be washed off. It must be mechanically removed by a scraping action, such as the edge of a new credit card, driver's license or well cared-for front teeth.
Randy told Kelly that the spot at the lower rear of his trousers looked like (say it with me) "Butt Smegma".
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